thats-slightly-raven:

I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this

image

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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

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tastefullyoffensive:

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need

[collegehumor]

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chubbymuffin:


ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

chubbymuffin:

ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

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yasemantics:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

i love him

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heleneddis:

toushindai:

delladilly:

my first copy of the queen of attolia literally fell apart several years ago and i kept all the pieces because you don’t just throw books out

but then i made it into shoes

I… I literally have tears in my eyes.

These are amazing.

Wow.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!


nikiniki97:

and you expect me to believe they’re straight….

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5uffocating:

waqqs:

frid4yiminlove:

curios1ty:

prinqle-s:

taco-b3ll:

cumkw4t:

I. Fucking. LOVE. This.

a picture is worth a thousand words

in this case t’s 10,000.

I love this picture so much ugh sorry for reblogging it all the time

“She can paint a lovely pictureBut this story has a twistHer paint brush is a razorAnd her canvas is her wrist.”

omg the quote it’s too perf but sad at the same time

i love pictures like that

5uffocating:

waqqs:

frid4yiminlove:

curios1ty:

prinqle-s:

taco-b3ll:

cumkw4t:

I. Fucking. LOVE. This.

a picture is worth a thousand words

in this case t’s 10,000.

I love this picture so much ugh sorry for reblogging it all the time

“She can paint a lovely picture
But this story has a twist
Her paint brush is a razor
And her canvas is her wrist.”

omg the quote it’s too perf but sad at the same time

i love pictures like that

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

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the-absolute-best-gifs:


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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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