twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via dulect)


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via jennstarkid)


Q
R u dead
Anonymous
A

gnarly:

sometimes on the inside


(via pizza)


crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

(via fake-mermaid)


minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

(via gnarly)


(via retiredjesus)


raider-nails:

penofham:

penofham:

Anyone who reblogs this with a load of text trying to justify their shitty actions is only further proving my point, so I dare you.

I fixed a painfully obvious spelling mistake. Please reblog this version.

I could not agree more

(via surprisebitch)


princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

(via dulect)


sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(via parkingstrange)


(via africandad)


yourjewishfantasy:

i have never laughed so hard at a gif

yourjewishfantasy:

i have never laughed so hard at a gif

(via surprisebitch)


perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via dulect)


(via troyesivan)


bootykage:

fakeho:

*calls u daddy*

*calls police*

(via waluiqi)